Funny Song on WOTM

Yes, this song is hilarious, however, its sad because lots of church leaders are singing this tune in their hearts.

Song on The Way Of The Master
May 15, 2008

Pastor pumps up the congregation -

Ladies and Gentlemen, Let me hear you say, "Amen"
"Amen"
Let me hear you say, "Praise the Lord"
"Praise the Lord"
Let me hear you say, "I will enter the contents of my wallet into that little collection plate when it comes around"
"I will enter the contents of my wallet into that little collection plate when it comes around"

Song begins

Verse One
Praise the Lord for all the cash I've got
Praise Him for my Rolls Royce and my yacht
Serving God ain't hard with a credit card
Jesus died so I could make alot!

Verse Two
Praise the Lord, He's made us millionaires
Wave your donations in the air
We've replaced our hymns with ATMs
And soon we'll charge a fee on every prayer

Verse Three
Jesus Christ was a poor man, don't you know
He should have used our accountants for His cash flow
Stop the sermon on the mount, He should have had a bank account
2000 years with interest! He'd be rollin in the dough

Verse Four
Praise the Lord, this songs out on CD
Just $40.95 plus GST (?)
Hallelujah, plenty of mullah
Solid gold balls on my Christmas Tree

Bridge
I've got all Heaven's riches
Praise the Lord for modern Christianity
Whoever said religion should be free?

Jewel wrote:

Yes, this song is hilarious, however, its sad because lots of church leaders are singing this tune in their hearts.

Song on The Way Of The Master
May 15, 2008

Pastor pumps up the congregation -

Ladies and Gentlemen, Let me hear you say, "Amen"
"Amen"
Let me hear you say, "Praise the Lord"
"Praise the Lord"
Let me hear you say, "I will enter the contents of my wallet into that little collection plate when it comes around"
"I will enter the contents of my wallet into that little collection plate when it comes around"

Song begins

Verse One
Praise the Lord for all the cash I've got
Praise Him for my Rolls Royce and my yacht
Serving God ain't hard with a credit card
Jesus died so I could make alot!

Verse Two
Praise the Lord, He's made us millionaires
Wave your donations in the air
We've replaced our hymns with ATMs
And soon we'll charge a fee on every prayer

Verse Three
Jesus Christ was a poor man, don't you know
He should have used our accountants for His cash flow
Stop the sermon on the mount, He should have had a bank account
2000 years with interest! He'd be rollin in the dough

Verse Four
Praise the Lord, this songs out on CD
Just $40.95 plus GST (?)
Hallelujah, plenty of mullah
Solid gold balls on my Christmas Tree

Bridge
I've got all Heaven's riches
Praise the Lord for modern Christianity
Whoever said religion should be free?

What hour is this on?

Its on hour 2