The Porpoise Driven Life

THAT'S RIGHT! The Porpoise Driven Life...Porpoise, as in the little swimming mammal that looks like a dolphin. There's a ficitious commercial on WOTM. (hee hee)
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Is your WWJD bracelet giving you a rash?

Tired of praying to Jabez?

Are you anxiously waiting for the next Christian fad before everyone gets Left Behind?

Then you're gonna love The Porpoise Driven Life!

The Porpoise Driven Life uses one of God's amazing mammals to help you get excited about asking Jesus into your heart again. And best of all, just like prosperity preaching, The Porpoise Driven Life uses all kinds of Bible Translations to make you feel like its truly biblical.

Listen to this contorted whopper wrestled from Job 12:7, "Ask the fish of the sea and they will declare to you". Yes! Fish can teach you! Its no coincedence that early Christians used the sign of the fish. So if you love to see the Bible taught in ways that no man has ever taught before, then you'll love The Porpoise Driven Life.
Jesus used fish to feed thousands! And this book can feed you, too! Jesus called the diciples to be fishers of men. Again and again, fish show up as an important topic, and what better fish to teach us then a fellow mammal?

This book will help you develop your own Porpoise Driven strategy, with wonderful insights, like, "Coming Up For Air". In the Christian life, we just can't go swimming around endlessly in school or out of school. We need time to think about, and praise God. We must come up for air. A porpoise that doesn't come up for air, slowly suffacates and sinks to the bottom.

Or "Meditation of the Three-Sided Fin". A porpoises fin is triangler in shape, unlike the more rounded fin of a dolphin. Thinking about this fin, we can reflect on the Trinity.

These, and many more principles can be found studying the life of the porpoise. One type of porpoise has no dorcel fin. But since this porpoise was born without original fin, we can use them as a parallel for Christ!

And, what are the results? Churches that have adopted The Porpoise Driven Life have increased their congregations up to 70%. So don't delay. Order now, from Splender of Truth.com.