Jewel
 | Subject: Punny Stuff  Thu May 29, 2008 10:29 am | |
| These are some PUNS I found in the washington post, after listening to (you guessed it) WOTM and them reading a couple. These are funny. OH, and for those that don't know, a pun is: a word or phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Enjoy!
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
4. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte: To take coffee! intravenously when you are running late.
7. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.
8. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
9. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
10. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
http://christopherdhall.blogspot.com/2008/05/punny-stuff.html | |
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elboogee
| | Subject: Re: Punny Stuff Thu May 29, 2008 10:25 pm | |
|  Reintarnation- Coming back to life as a hilbilly I love that one~ hilarious! | |
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